Phil: I'm really scared here, man SpongeBob: [Opens the briefcase. Phil: [Nervously] Phil. SpongeBob: [Puts on gloves. SpongeBob snaps. Let's hear about that family. Phil: I got a wife SpongeBob: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase. I want you to do me a favor, Phil. Phil: What? SpongeBob: [SpongeBob picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers. He then kicks the door open, Phil in his arms.
The crowd gasps. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles. He turns off his honking foghorn alarm clock. I had that dream again! Sorry about this calendar. Krabs will announce the new manager. Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: Who's it gonna be, Gary?
SpongeBob: I'm ready. SpongeBob then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. The back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. He blushes and walks off-screen sideways. Then he brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. I'm ready. What are you doing in here?!? SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, Squidward. Squidward: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work? SpongeBob: There's no shower at work.
Squidward: What do you want?! SpongeBob: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today. Squidward: [yelling] Get out!
I'll see you at the ceremony. Hold on. Then it opens again with Patrick wearing his shorts] Congratulations, buddy. SpongeBob: Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple. Patrick: I love being purple! SpongeBob: We're going to the place where all the action is. Patrick: You don't mean? SpongeBob: Oh, I mean. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah! Patrick: Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty.
Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. Krabs: Hello. I like money. Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? Krabs: Money. It's not fair! Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! Plankton groans and moans while sweating] Karen: Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.
Plankton: Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet Karen: A to Y? Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Karen: What about Z? Plankton: Z? Karen: Z. The letter after Y. Here it is, just like you said. Karen: Oh, boy. Plankton: [Looks at Plan Z] Oh! It's evil. It's diabolical. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton.
All hail Plank! SpongeBob: I'm ready, promotion I'm ready, promotion Plankton: [While being stepped on by SpongeBob] Ow! Plankton yelps when SpongeBob tries to scrape him off] Plankton: [muffled] Not in something, on someone , you twit! SpongeBob: Oh. Sorry, Plankton. Plankton: No, I am not on my way over [mocks SpongeBob] to the grand-opening ceremony. Plankton: [Plankton looks at the viewers] Stupid kid. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2.
The crowd is still gathered there, seated] Mr. Krabs: Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
Sandy: [Also Angry] I paid 10! Krabs: Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager. Ow, ow! Now we're talking! Krabs: Yes. Well, anyway The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. SpongeBob : [Thinking] Yes. Krabs: The obvious choice for the job. SpongeBob: [Thinking] He's right. Krabs: A name you all know. It starts with an S. SpongeBob: [Thinking] That's me. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager Squidward Tentacles!
The crowd began to cheer and clap, but SpongeBob did instead. All right! Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Go ahead, Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. Krabs whispers again] The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?
Krabs whispers a third time] And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job! SpongeBob: What? Krabs: You SpongeBob: But But why?
Krabs: SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more SpongeBob: I'm not Krabs: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is Lenny: Dork? Krabs: No, wait, that's not right.
Not a dork. Pearl: A goofball? Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no. Fred: A ding-a-ling. Jimmy: Wing nut. Mable: A Knucklehead McSpazatron! Krabs: OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. I mean, you understand? SpongeBob: I guess so, Mr.
Krabs: SpongeBob? SpongeBob: [Depressed] I'm ready. Krabs: Poor kid. Hooray for SpongeBob! Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt? French Narrator: Later that evening He stops in front of a giant castle] Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect.
Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident] Squire: Oh, right. Bring the prisoner forward. Prisoner: Yes, but King Neptune: [angrily] But what?!
Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher. King Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is. Mindy: Daddy! Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Mindy. How dare you defy me! Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean? King Neptune: I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea. Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
Squire: That would be nice. Clear the room! I wish to speak to my daughter alone. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown] What is this, Mindy?
Mindy: Your crown? King Neptune: And what does this crown do? Mindy: It covers your bald spot. King Neptune: It's not bald! This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. While his back is turned, Plankton peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly] No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you will wear this crown. Mindy: [Alarmed] I'm gonna be bald?! King Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist.
Like your father. King Neptune: What the!? Plankton: [We see him leaving the castle with the crown] I got it! The bar is filled with people eating ice cream. Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better.
I don't even remember why I was sad. SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion. Patrick: What? SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a Patrick: [slapping his forehead] What!? That's insane! SpongeBob: I know Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid!
Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. SpongeBob: [sighs] I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off. Patrick: Are you sure? SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. I guess I could use one of those.
Patrick: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. Waiter: [Handing SpongeBob one] There you go. SpongeBob: [Admiring it] Ooohhh! I'm feeling better already. Patrick: Well, yeah. SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter] Oh, Mr. Two more, please. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream] Oh, waiter.
The bowls are stacked sideways] Waiter! Waiter: [puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae] Why do I always get the nuts? SpongeBob: [Up on stage holding a lollipop] All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: [The viewers sees Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too] Patrick and this big peanut guy.
It's a little ditty called Both: Waiter! Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal. SpongeBob: [After recovering] Oh, my head. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.
SpongeBob: My He looks drunk, too] Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? I'm late for work! Krabs is gonna be Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt.
Then he pulls up a telescope to him] Mr. Krabs: Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. Krabs: What's this?
King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime! He's got money! Mindy: Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting. King Neptune: Silence, Mindy! I know what I'm doing. King Neptune: Have this pole executed at once. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.
Would you like to order something? King Neptune: [lightning flashes] [screams] NAY!! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny! For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! Krabs: "I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs "?! Krabs: But But this is crazy! I didn't do it. Answering Machine: Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs.
Leave a message. Clay: [Plankton begins impersonating a voice over the phone] Hi, Mr. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play] I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown.
Krabs unsuccessfully tries to stop the machine so he rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment] Which is now in Shell City. Krabs: Eh, heh I was I love Plan Z.
King Neptune: [Continues screaming] Prepare to burn, Krabs! Krabs: [sobbing] Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm beggin' you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
King Neptune: Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs? Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all about me. SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for Krabs: You see?
A great boss. SpongeBob: [off-screen] I now realize that he's a great Krabs turns to SpongeBob] I deserved that manager's job! Krabs] But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a And this King Neptune: Anyone else?
Well, then. Krabs: Ooooh! Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Krabs again] you King Neptune: Nahhh! SpongeBob: I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over. King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die. SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
King Neptune: You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me All: Bald! Fred: My eyes! King Neptune: [places the paper bag back on his head] All right, all right. SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back? King Neptune: [stretches his eyes out] You, go to Shell City? What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. King Neptune: Run along.
I have a crab to cook. Krabs: No! King Neptune: [Sighs] Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both. Mindy: [runs to the Krusty Krab] Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone!? King Neptune: Mindy!? I told you to stay in the carriage!
Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss. King Neptune: But, daughter, I Mindy: Please, Father..
What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your King Neptune: [places the paper bag back on his head] All right Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. Squidward Tentacles: [cleaning graffiti of himself with the word "loser," sees SpongeBob, and sighs] Oh no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want? SpongeBob: [in background, at first while Squidward was talking] I'm ready! Go SpongeBob! Go self! Squidward runs up to him. Krabs, before it's too late, I gotta tell you- [interrupted by SpongeBob].
SpongeBob: Permission to come aboard, captain! His fall causes him to bounce against the ceiling. SpongeBob shouts and blurts incomprehensibly while his bounces and ricochets around the building accelerate. He then rolls to a stop at the feet of Squidward and Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Well lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs. SpongeBob: Mr.
Krabs, please. I'll prove I'm fry cook material. Ask Squidward, he'll vouch for me. Krabs and Squidward quickly walk away from SpongeBob]. Squidward: [deep breath] No. Krabs winks. They head back to SpongeBob]. Krabs: Well lad, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew! Go out and fetch me Krabs puts a Krusty Krab crew hat on SpongeBob's head. SpongeBob sees how he looks in a mirror, there are sparkles on his hat, and he has a huge, satisfied smile].
SpongeBob: [saluting Krabs] Aye aye, captain! Krabs: Carry on! Squidward: You're terrible! A hydro-what? Krabs laugh. While Squidward laughs, his nose moves distinctly while he inhales and exhales. Krabs laugh sounds like a pirate. As they laugh, SpongeBob is shown leaving the Krusty Krab. As SpongeBob fades out of sight, five buses drive toward the Krusty Krab from the opposite direction.
Bus driver: Hey! Passengers are to stay seated and not put their hands out the window! Krabs stops laughing. Krabs: That sounded like hatch doors! That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells smelly. Krabs: Anchovies! Squidward: Please, please, quiet! Squidward: Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the register? SpongeBob: [singing to himself] Barg'N-Mart, meeting all of your spatula needs.
Squidward and Mr. Krabs are still in the boat register, and being tossed around like a ship in a storm. Krabs: All hands on deck! Get your anchors out of your pants! Squidward: One single file line was all I asked! Krabs: Whoa! Batten down the hatches, Mr. Krabs and Squidward are thrown up in the air] Were taking on water, Mr. SpongeBob: [singing] Do do do do do do, spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments.
That sounds Iike the manager. And tonight, after my big promotion,. I Iove being purpIe! We're going to the pIace. Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. I'd better get going. I got a IittIe surprise for you. HeIIo, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming. The Krusty Krab restaurant,. Krabs is opening a new restaurant. What inspired you to buiId. Stephen McDannell Hillenburg born August 21, is an American cartoonist, animator, and former marine biologist.
He is the creator of the Nickelodeon television series SpongeBob SquarePants — , which he has also directed, produced, and written. It has gone on to become one of the longest-running American television series as well as the highest-rated show ever to air on Nickelodeon. Born in Lawton, Oklahoma and raised in Anaheim, California, Hillenburg became fascinated with the ocean as a child and developed an interest in art.
He started his professional career in , instructing marine biology, at the Orange County Marine Institute, where he wrote The Intertidal Zone, an informative comic book about tide-pool animals, which he used to educate his students. In , two years after leaving teaching, Hillenburg enrolled at the California Institute of the Arts to pursue a career in animation. He was later offered a job on the Nickelodeon animated television series Rocko's Modern Life — after his success with short films The Green Beret and Wormholes both , which he made while studying animation.
The show premiered in and has aired since then. However, Nickelodeon wanted to produce more episodes, so Hillenburg resigned as the showrunner. He went back to making short films, with Hollywood Blvd. In , The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water premiered; the sequel to the film, it marked Hillenburg's return to the show, after he co-wrote the story. Despite this, he has been involved in public controversies, including one that centered on speculation over the SpongeBob character's intended sexual orientation, and a lawsuit that was filed against him.
Hillenburg has been diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis ALS in , but stated he would continue to work on his show. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Forgot your password?
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