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Leaving for vacation? Heading to a work conference? Beset with the flu? Not only is it a bore to write, most people will be less than delighted to read it when they were expecting a real response from you.

Grammarly can save you from misspellings, grammatical and punctuation mistakes, and other writing issues on all your favorite websites. I am currently out of the office on vacation.

My iPhone will be with me and I can respond if I need to. That said, I promised my wife that I am going to try to disconnect, get away and enjoy our vacation as much as possible. Sometimes honesty is the best course of action. Venture capitalist Josh Kopelman shares the facts, then presents the option to choose your own adventure. Do you really want to interrupt his vacation? Digital marketing guru Ann Handley has become legendary for her humorous out of office responses.

Being an auto-responder is not a bad gig. Upside: I spend the vast majority of my time sitting around, waiting for Ann to take a vacation or for the B2B Forum to roll around. I have something to do today aside from make microwave nachos and binge-watch Netflix! See here: mpb2b. You can probably still buy a ticket.

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